superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

growlithed:

purrawontblink:

wanna know how i got these scars

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

stopthepainwefeel:

superm0sh:

serahfarron:

awklicious:

Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

johnny depp is my spirit animal

I fucking love it.

beingtallisoverrated:

 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

Well that escalated quickly

When someone fucks with you on a bad day.

oh my god oh my god
he’s so casual about it too
oh my godddd

This is my life in a gif.

not dealing with your shit, so here, fuck you